Late Breaking: Naked Britney on cover of Harper’s Bazaar
Making our rounds, we pondered how could we miss such a feature? So now we threw our Starbucks on the ground and want to share with you something you may never want to see again, or something you may hang on your wall. Arriving in the July 25th edition of the magazine, Brit Brit does the whole spread naked, with black hair, and surprisingly … one chin.
Checklist for this late Wednesday:
- Pre-order Magazine (if possible)
- Never miss something like this again
- Remind ourselves after this layout hit stores and the mainstream media, every prego chick in LA will be running around half-naked, so accept the facts
- Look into the whole “emo” thing
We got all the pics after the hump:
(Special Thanks to Britneyspy.com for the pics)
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54 opinions for Late Breaking: Naked Britney on cover of Harper’s Bazaar
bong.....James Bong
Jun 29, 2006 at
ow! ow! my eyes! i can’t see! help! help!
the horror…the horror….
RUKUS DARIUS
Jun 29, 2006 at
MILFY!!
Holy Tart
Jun 29, 2006 at
Someone gouge my eyes out
Now Hurling
Jun 29, 2006 at
Well at least I won’t go picking up that copy of Harper’s Bazaar.
She’s worse than Demi Moore was…
Bijan
Jun 29, 2006 at
Amazing…nothing good ever comes from Louisiana. Yuck, yet yum. If she wasn’ pregnant…maybe.
bunghole bandito
Jun 29, 2006 at
brittnee be fine for spanking my burrito to…
I bet her choocha taste like a tuna fish taco…
no wonder k fed he cheats with other skanks..
The Monkey
Jun 29, 2006 at
Wow! Things I like about Britney!
Let’s see now……hmmmmmm…..thinking, thinking…..oh! I know! No, wait a second, that’s some one else….uhhh….Damn! There must be something! Nope…guess not
NOW BLIND
Jun 29, 2006 at
OH why oh why did I click on this link.. this is disgusting. where the hell is cletus at. He should be holding his other twelve children while this nasty elephant is posing
OhGod
Jun 29, 2006 at
This belongs on ‘www.wreckedexotics.com’
cindy
Jun 29, 2006 at
Totally Airbrushed!!!
Lamaquillage
Jun 29, 2006 at
PLEASE…..somebody stop her before she spawns again……
Kevin
Jun 29, 2006 at
MILF for sure…….she is still hot.
David
Jun 29, 2006 at
Nothing in the world is as sexy and desireable as a pregnant woman. God bless you Britney!!
Dubbya
Jun 29, 2006 at
My eyes…the goggles do nothing!
cadillac
Jun 29, 2006 at
Lame.
none
Jun 29, 2006 at
Eye Bleach. We need eye bleach!!!
moop
Jun 29, 2006 at
A whole lot of airbrushing later…
bogie7129
Jun 30, 2006 at
What a fat-a$$ cow - I’d hit it!!
My Eyes!!!!!
Jun 30, 2006 at
My eyes!!!!!!!
poopie
Jun 30, 2006 at
Where are her nipples? Pointing straight down, apparently. And it’s amazing how fake tan and airbrushing (ok, mostly the airbrushing) can make cellulite and stretch marks disappear.
And is anyone else as confused about the net-mask-thing as I am??
But hey, if someone wants to photograph her and put her on their cover, well then good for her.
woody
Jun 30, 2006 at
Nothing in the world is as disgusting and less desireable as a pregnant woman. you $uck Britney!!
Notabunny
Jun 30, 2006 at
The trailer park has a tanning booth?
JChacho
Jun 30, 2006 at
Two words….milk udders.
Hassan
Jun 30, 2006 at
I say we tranq her n remove her uterus. I mean c’mon its obvious the gates to the underworld are in that thing
Kingfish
Jun 30, 2006 at
OH YEAH BABY!!!
High class white trash!
and yea, I would hit that over and over!
DXO
Jun 30, 2006 at
Nothing wrong w/ her.
Vaginator
Jun 30, 2006 at
You guys know you would all hit it if you had the chance. She’s a little skanky, but I’ll bet she feels good…
ER
Jun 30, 2006 at
#22 - I’m still laughing out loud!
Todd
Jun 30, 2006 at
She is very hot I would have fun all night with her I think I will have fun right now with her by my self.
drjohn
Jun 30, 2006 at
Got cow?
dissilusioned
Jun 30, 2006 at
YUCK! i wouldnt touch that with a stolen dick, and if she had a full body bag on..
/me projectile vomits
Cletus (not that Cletus)
Jun 30, 2006 at
You guys slay me. What a bunch of pathetic losers. There’s not a single one of you that wouldnt hit that given the opportunity.
bleh
Jun 30, 2006 at
Yet another example of how we celebrate mediocrity. Sheesh.
HELLHASRISEN
Jun 30, 2006 at
Somebody pass the bucket.
tiredofbritney
Jun 30, 2006 at
She can dye her hair, pose all she wants in expensive clothes and net masks, do a million gum chomping interviews but I don’t think anyone is buying her bullshit anymore. What’s she going to sing about next- her baby? I can’t think of a good dance song that covers changing diapers? If she really can’t handle the tabloids, paparazzi and lack of privacy, maybe she should stop initiating these public bad choices, bad interviews and been there seen that type photo shoots. Britney is PLAYED OUT….by the media AND KFED.
MY EYES THEY BURN!
Jun 30, 2006 at
BritBrit makes me puke puke.
I think that last one though they not only airbrushed her, but the bright pink bubble gum bubble that she just squeezed between her thumb and forefinger and is trying to wipe the mess off her face…
At least Harper’s was smart enough to realize that the fur coat shot would have been the death of the mag for good…
I’ll be in the ladies room if anyone needs me…
Phil
Jul 1, 2006 at
What the hell is wrong with you retards? Man. You dicks are the reason women are crazy.
KC
Jul 1, 2006 at
Wow. I think she happens to look very very beautiful. Even though she wanted her privacy and of course no one was giving it to her, I think she finally just gave in. Oh well. I still like her and I hope she gets out of this slump she’s in. Everything went downhill for her once she got with that scumbag Kevin. With enough hopes and prayers…hopefully our sexy Britney will come back. There are plenty of hot sexy moms…it’s just a matter of her getting her life back on track. But like I said, I believe these pictures are very very tasteful and beautiful. And I don’t understand what is making people so appalled by these. Is it because she’s naked? Pregnant? Or just Britney Spears? Hmm..I dont know, but I guess you cant please all people.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes
Jul 1, 2006 at
She’ll pose like this when her career is in the shitter and her looks are gone but she couldn’t do Playboy back when she was hot? WTF!
Fuck her
Useless piece of shit
She is the posterchild of white trash.
Tranzor Z
Jul 1, 2006 at
Come over baby whole lot of airbrush going on
Yes I said come over baby baby you can’t go wrong
We ain’t faken it whole lot of airbrush going on
Well I said come over baby we got chicken in the boarder
Oh, huh, Come over baby baby got move a little harder
We ain’t faking it whole lot of airbrush going on
big j
Jul 1, 2006 at
Brit i only have one thing to say
you nob gobblin
cum guzzlin
sperm burpin
ghetto slut
oh well id still do ya
unimpressed
Jul 1, 2006 at
She looks pretty good for a 40 year old truckstop hooker
Scorpiocov
Jul 1, 2006 at
“Brit i only have one thing to say you nob gobblin cum guzzlin
sperm burpin ghetto slut oh well id still do ya”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sounds to me like one “ghetto slut” to another (in your opinion at least)
What wankers you folks are!!
big j
Jul 2, 2006 at
hey scorpiocock
to b ad you dont have a wanker your probebly one of them dickheads that reads Hot Knocked up Mommas
magazine and and wacks your little weenie
have fun ya little felcher
Dave
Jul 2, 2006 at
Absolutely I’d hit that.
Love
Jul 3, 2006 at
Very beautiful.
http://www.thetempleoflove.com/
joshua
Jul 6, 2006 at
omg please someone tell her to stop shes killing my life shes UGLY
fantôme
Jul 11, 2006 at
amını sikim britney ne göt var onda varya tam sikilmelik
Ian
Jul 12, 2006 at
Man I miss my wife being pregnant.
Adria
Oct 3, 2006 at
I cannot believe how judgemental and rude most of the people posting here have been! Incredible amounts of jealousy. Britney looks beautiful in the pictures in Harper’s Baazar. Airbrushed or not, the pictures are tasteful and showcase the absolute beauty of a pregnant woman. What a glow she has! Hurray for your courage Britney!
dood
Oct 5, 2006 at
dood shes not 40 shes like 6 :o
Whatlosers
Dec 8, 2006 at
You all are just so freakin Jealous. Britney is beautiful in everyway. Sorry shes not like Jenna Jameson freaking making porns. And Carmen Electra in that matter to plus all the other sluts that are only hot to you pigs because you know their easy and if you had even a shot in the dark they would let you in their pants! Brit your beautiful Pregnant and not! Keep Rocking it girl!
Whatlosers
Dec 8, 2006 at
oh and one more thing..almost ALL Models are Airbushed you idiots!!!!!!! If you saw them not airbrushed(Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, any other model) you would probley be SCARED! Airbrushing is what makes hollywood!!!! But a few select stars, like britney, are beautiful even without airbrushing!
Britney Spears
Jan 8, 2007 at
Please stop mocking me guys!
Is it just because I’m married?… ah… was… ma… married…
Anyhow no matter how much you hate me, I will always love every one on you guys! XOX
Britney Spears
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